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I often struggle with where to place the ‘i’ in certain words.
On a tangenital note: I just got back from the sunbed
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A man and his grandson
One day an old man takes his grandson fishing in a local pond one day. After 20 minutes of fishing, the old man fires up a cigar. The young boy asks, “Grandpa, can I have a cigar?” The old man asks, “Son, can your d*ck touch your asshole?” The young boy says no. “Then u […]
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In order to combat flagging sales, Bud Light is coming out with new macho can designs.
They will feature a police officer, a construction worker, a leather clad biker and a native American chief. They are also in planning to do a promotion with the Navy.
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Three Irish men in a pub called Mick, Pat and Tat
The barman said, “Are you all related?” Mick said, “Yeah, we’re triplets.” Then barman said, “How come? You and Pat are six foot tall, when Tat is only four foot tall?” “Well”, said Mick, “Pat and I were breast fed, so there were no tit for Tat.”
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My girlfriend gave me a blow job for the first time in ages. Naturally, I asked her how that came about.
She said, “I’m suffering from a blocked nose.”