If you wear sunglasses you can stare at them longer.
(I don’t know if this has already been posted here before, sorry if it has)
free joke here ;p
just open your fucking mouth ;p
Breasts are like the sun
12 responses to “Breasts are like the sun”
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Get too close and you may get burned
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*”Get a good look, Costanza?”*
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Everyone’s happier when they come out?
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‘Cause they both look hot but get too close to either and you’re in trouble?
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Huh! If you’ve seen one you’ve seen them both…
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They’re the reason to get up in the morning?
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My mistress’ eyes are nothing like the sun;
Coral is far more red than her lips’ red;
If snow be white, why then her breasts are dun;
If hairs be wires, black wires grow on her head.
I have seen roses damasked, red and white,
But no such roses see I in her cheeks;
And in some perfumes is there more delight
Than in the breath that from my mistress reeks.
I love to hear her speak, yet well I know
That music hath a far more pleasing sound;
I grant I never saw a goddess go;
My mistress, when she walks, treads on the ground.
And yet, by heaven, I think my love as rare
As any she belied with false compare.– some guy named Bill. I think.
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In some worlds, there are three of them.
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Made my day, take my upvote!
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Sunglasses is good for the eyes ?
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Get a good look, Costanza?
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I think the chances that it has not been posted here are slim (especially since I read this one 3 times)
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