free joke here ;p

just open your fucking mouth ;p

Breasts are like the sun

If you wear sunglasses you can stare at them longer.
(I don’t know if this has already been posted here before, sorry if it has)

12 responses to “Breasts are like the sun”

  1. peter-forward Avatar

    Get too close and you may get burned

  2. EvilRedRobot Avatar

    *”Get a good look, Costanza?”*

  3. Birdie_Num_Num Avatar

    Everyone’s happier when they come out?

  4. uglypaperhaver Avatar

    ‘Cause they both look hot but get too close to either and you’re in trouble?

  5. garryknight Avatar

    Huh! If you’ve seen one you’ve seen them both…

  6. ChaseShiny Avatar

    They’re the reason to get up in the morning?

  7. 7Moisturefarmer Avatar

    My mistress’ eyes are nothing like the sun;
    Coral is far more red than her lips’ red;
    If snow be white, why then her breasts are dun;
    If hairs be wires, black wires grow on her head.
    I have seen roses damasked, red and white,
    But no such roses see I in her cheeks;
    And in some perfumes is there more delight
    Than in the breath that from my mistress reeks.
    I love to hear her speak, yet well I know
    That music hath a far more pleasing sound;
    I grant I never saw a goddess go;
    My mistress, when she walks, treads on the ground.
    And yet, by heaven, I think my love as rare
    As any she belied with false compare.

    – some guy named Bill. I think.

  8. rascally1980 Avatar

    In some worlds, there are three of them.

  9. Comi1212 Avatar

    Made my day, take my upvote!

  10. Examination-Worldly Avatar

    Sunglasses is good for the eyes ?

  11. TheRealBobbyC Avatar

    Get a good look, Costanza?

  12. saskir21 Avatar

    I think the chances that it has not been posted here are slim (especially since I read this one 3 times)

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