A blonde woman decides to enter her first ever swimming race. She contemplates which style of race to enter and thinks she has the best chance in the 100m breast stroke.

The day finally arrives and the blonde competes in the race. She finishes a long way last.

After the race, a reporter approaches her to ask a few questions about her experience.

Before the reporter asks the first question the blonde says: “Before we start this interview, I am so upset that the other swimmers cheated.”

Puzzled, the reporter asks how did they cheat?

The blonde loudly responds: “They were cheating! They used their arms!”