“Pint of lager please Dave, and a white wine for the old donkey”

Barman Dave raises and eyebrow and serves the drinks.

An hour later. “Another pint of lager please Dave, and another white wine for the old donkey”

Dave raises eyebrow again and serves the drinks.

Anyhow this goes on all night, so when the bloke is the toilet, Dave goes over to his missus….

“Excuse me love, all night your fella has been referring to you as ‘the old donkey’”

The woman laughs… “E-aw, e-aw e-always calls me that!!!”

(a pun better spoken)