free joke here ;p

just open your fucking mouth ;p

Bill Belichick was in my store earlier and whilst I was serving him he said “listen, I need a quarterback. Think you could do that for me son?”

I said “wow, really?! You want me to play in the NFL?”

He said “No moron, this drink costs 75c and I gave you a dollar”


8 responses to “Bill Belichick was in my store earlier and whilst I was serving him he said “listen, I need a quarterback. Think you could do that for me son?””

  1. robthebudtender Avatar
    robthebudtender

    Drinks cost $0.75? When is this joke from, 1998?

  2. AE_WILLIAMS Avatar
    AE_WILLIAMS

    So, if the drink was 95c, would that mean Bill Belichick was a Nickelback fan?

  3. Klotzster Avatar
    Klotzster

    Not enough air in that one

  4. Puthagarus Avatar
    Puthagarus

    r/buffalobills

  5. ABCDEFUCKINGKILLME Avatar
    ABCDEFUCKINGKILLME

    If you’re a cashier, he would make you a receiver.

  6. richwith9 Avatar
    richwith9

    I was a quarterback in the NFL. After the coin toss I brought the quarter back.

  7. rascally1980 Avatar
    rascally1980

    At least he didn’t say he needed some nickelback.

  8. SanchoVillaWNS Avatar
    SanchoVillaWNS

    Should have said fuck you RAIDER NATION BITCH.

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