free joke here ;p

just open your fucking mouth ;p

Bikinis reveal 95% of a woman’s body.

Men are so polite they only look at covered areas.


14 responses to “Bikinis reveal 95% of a woman’s body.”

  1. HirokoKueh Avatar
    HirokoKueh

    of course, you would want to see the details of the cloth pattern and design

  2. Gilgie Avatar
    Gilgie

    Alcohol reveals the remaining 5%

  3. PsChampion_007 Avatar
    PsChampion_007

    Better punch line would be “Men are so polite, they look at the other 5%”

  4. disco-dancer-99 Avatar
    disco-dancer-99

    The Rest 5 % is the Holy Land

  5. Lovat69 Avatar
    Lovat69

    I sure as hell don’t. Legs, nice, tummy, nice, back, nice.

  6. blueblarg Avatar
    blueblarg

    I like the uncovered areas too! 🙁

  7. ofnuts Avatar
    ofnuts

    They are like statistics: they give an idea, but hide the bare facts.

  8. PolyJuicedRedHead Avatar
    PolyJuicedRedHead

    I’d sooner look at a covered *bridge*.

    Wait. That didn’t come out right.

  9. Sprettgutt Avatar
    Sprettgutt

    Imagination reveals 100%

  10. cc69 Avatar
    cc69

    Do you know the formula to calculate Triangle?

  11. Fact-Cyborg Avatar
    Fact-Cyborg

    Wow I didn’t realize I was in jokes this looked like a stupid shower thought for a second had to delete my original comment lol.

  12. judge4all Avatar
    judge4all

    Sadly the remaining 5% is the point.

  13. Original-Moosey-55 Avatar
    Original-Moosey-55

    If only it revealed 95% of what she wants.

  14. OrneryMortgage6391 Avatar
    OrneryMortgage6391

    Same with women looking at men in speedos. ?

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