free joke here ;p

just open your fucking mouth ;p

An officer is at the scene of a car accident filling out a report…

Officer: “Let’s see here, driver deceased.
Cause of death? Decapitation. Location of body? Torso in gutter, head in medeon… uh… meddi… medan…” *kicks head*… “Head also in gutter.”


3 responses to “An officer is at the scene of a car accident filling out a report…”

  1. Ishidan01 Avatar
    Ishidan01

    “Hold on while I drag this sucker over to Oak Street!”

  2. gilfromisrael Avatar
    gilfromisrael

    Surprisingly flexible, kicking his own head.

  3. FHMFightMe Avatar
    FHMFightMe

    What was the original word?

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