Harold raises his hand. “I would have gold,” he says.

“Interesting choice,” says the teacher. “Why would you have gold?”

“Well,” says Harold, “I would be able to sell the gold and buy a fancy car.”

“Very nice.”

Susie raises her hand. “I would have platinum,” she says.

“Another interesting choice,” says the teacher. “Why would you have platinum?”

“Well,” says Susie, “I would be able to sell the platinum and buy two fancy cars.”

“Wonderful.”

Johnny raises his hand. “I would have hair,” he says.

The teacher is a bit shocked by this. After several seconds, she finally asks, “Why would you have hair?”

“Well,” says Johnny, “this morning, when I went to brush my teeth, I walked into the bathroom just as my mom was stepping out of the shower. As she reached for her towel, I noticed that she had a tiny strip of hair between her legs. And you should see all the fancy cars she has!”