A proctologist loses his watch, but can’t figure out which patient he lost it in. His head nurse tells him to call his recent patients in for a re-examination.
After the 4th patient shows up, the nurse turns to the doctor and says “it’s him. He’s got your watch.”
The proctologist says “how can you tell?”
The nurse says “easy. It’s the first time his ass is early.”
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