free joke here ;p

just open your fucking mouth ;p

A priest and a rabbi were sitting in adjacent seats on an airplane.

After a while the priest turned to the rabbi and asked, “Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?”

The rabbi responded, “Yes, that is still one of our laws.”

The priest then asked, “Have you ever eaten pork?”

“Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to temptation and ate a bacon sandwich.”

The priest nodded in understanding and went on with his reading.

A while later the rabbi spoke up and asked, “Father, is it still a requirement of your church that you remain celibate?”

The priest replied, “Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith.”

The rabbi then asked him, “Father, have you ever fallen to the temptations of the flesh?”

The priest replied, “Yes, Rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke the pledge of my faith.”

The rabbi nodded understandingly and remained silent for several minutes.

Finally the rabbi quietly observed, “Beats the shit out of a bacon sandwich doesn’t it?”

20 responses to “A priest and a rabbi were sitting in adjacent seats on an airplane.”

  1. wiscosherm Avatar

    One of my late father’s favorite jokes. Thanks for the memories?

  2. rapazlaranja Avatar

    I genuinely laughed at this. Thank you

  3. Punkhair2Nv__13 Avatar

    If I ever win the lottery I’m going to hire a priest and a rabbi to walk into bars with me.

  4. TheAres1999 Avatar

    I see where this is going. The two became “roommates”. They were such “good friends”. They opened a candle store together

  5. TinyTurtle42 Avatar

    *groans with laughter*

  6. ccrozzz Avatar

    Reading through comments for this, but…am I the only one who doesn’t get the joke?

    Can someone explain it to me like I am 5 years old?

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  8. TigLyon Avatar

    Damn, and I only got 6 points for my version. I need to learn to Reddit better. lol

  9. TheWhiteMug Avatar

    That depends…what flavour is the sauce?

  10. gthrees Avatar

    i had sex with a bacon sandwich – got mayo all over the place.

  11. Mikesaidit36 Avatar

    Very good. In the punchline, I would change “shit” to “hell.” I don’t want shit that close to any kind of sandwich.

  12. ebonit15 Avatar

    I don’t know man, bacon sandwiches hurt no one. Child abuse ruins lives though.

  13. drion4 Avatar

    Father’s temptation fell upon a poor choir boy.

  14. uglypaperhaver Avatar

    For me, sadly, the reverse is true…

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  16. Cerebral-Parsley Avatar

    L up

  17. kreggly Avatar

    Bacon sandwich though.

  18. its_a_metaphor_morty Avatar

    >“Beats the shit out of a bacon sandwich doesn’t it?”

    …eeeeeeh, ish? maybe. maybe not.

  19. MythologicalX Avatar

    So the rabbi also broke his laws…

  20. hollaSEGAatchaboi Avatar

    Oh I’ve heard this one. The punch line is that they’re both gay

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