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A priest, a doctor, and an engineer are playing golf.

A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed, “What’s with those guys? We must have been waiting for fifteen minutes!”

The doctor chimed in, “I don’t know, but I’ve never seen such inept golf!”

The priest said, “Here comes the green-keeper. Let’s have a word with him.”

He said, “Hello George, what’s wrong with that group ahead of us? They’re rather slow, aren’t they?”

The green-keeper replied, “Oh, yes. That’s a group of blind firemen. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime.”

The group fell silent for a moment.

The priest said, “That’s so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight.”

The doctor said, “Good idea. I’m going to contact my ophthalmologist colleague and see if there’s anything he can do for them.”

The engineer said, “Why can’t they play at night?”

8 responses to “A priest, a doctor, and an engineer are playing golf.”

  1. amerkanische_Frosch Avatar

    I « get » the joke but I’ve never understood if this is supposed to make the engineer out to be heartless or just logical.

  2. Dr_code_brown Avatar

    I’ve heard this before except it was a psychiatrist, a neurologist, and a neurosurgeon. They yelled ahead asking to play through and the group shouted back that they were going as fast as they could but they were blind.

    Psychiatrist: “oh we have to go apologize, they must be traumatized by our frustration”
    Neurologist: “I wonder if they are cortically blind or if it’s an eye issue. I should offer to see them in my clinic”
    Neurosurgeon shouts ahead: “FORE! Why aren’t they playing at night?”

  3. Steve_Starr Avatar

    The engineer says, “My company is developing cameras that will plug into blind peoples` brains and allow them to see. I will look into setting these guys up as some of our trial members.”

    The lawyer says, “Why can`t those blind sons of bitches just play at night?!”

  4. k_sze Avatar

    As an engineer myself, this is one of those rare jokes in this sub that actually make me laugh uncontrollably.

  5. Agent-51 Avatar

    How could the firemen play golf if they were blind tho?

    I just interjected logic into the the joke didn’t I?
    Crap! I guess I’m the engineer.

  6. lurker818 Avatar

    >Why can’t they play at night?

    It’s too cold and there is a lot of bugs.

  7. Byting_wolf Avatar

    Damn.. Didn’t see that coming..

  8. ThePinkTeenager Avatar

    Good question.

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