The photon says, “No, I’m traveling light.”
free joke here ;p
just open your fucking mouth ;p
A photon is going through airport security. The TSA agent asks if he has any luggage.
36 responses to “A photon is going through airport security. The TSA agent asks if he has any luggage.”
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This brightened up my day
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In a few moments, I am going to have a dim view of this joke…
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A Higgs boson walks into a church
“Sorry, we don’t allow subatomic particles in here”
“But without me how can you have a mass?”
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The TSA agent asks: “Excuse me Sir. My watch seems to have stopped. Do you have the time?”
Photon: “No.”
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Other times it was posted..
Some of them began differently but ended with the same punchline.. -
Silly but perfect so I love it!
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“Besides, I want to avoid the baggage scanner. There’s a photon working there who I don’t want going through my things.”
“I think I know who you’re talking about. How do you know her?”
“She’s my ex, Rey.”
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Security should keep an ion him !
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It’s no matter.
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The agent asks, “What about this box?”
The photon shrugs and as he starts off, says, “That’s not *mine -* its Schrodinger’s”
Calling after the departing particle, the TSA agent demands, “So what’s inside?”
Over his shoulder the photon calls out. “That depends… are you a cat lover?”
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He just went straight through security
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Bartender says: we don’t serve time travellers in this bar.
A time traveller walks into to a bar.
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“Just one small bundle of energy, sir”
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Will you have wave meal or particle?
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Plot twist: They still fucking lost his luggage.
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I wish this joke had more weight to it
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A vulture tries to get on a plane while carrying two dead animals. The gate agent stops him and says “sorry, only one carrion is allowed.”
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Very clever
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He ends up being dragged off for interrogation for making light of the airport security.
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Yes, I watch young Sheldon too.
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Hope it waved goodbye
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A proton is going through airport security.
The TSA agent asks if he’s sure he has all his luggage.
The proton says, “Yes, I’m positive.” -
An Italian photon would say ”Im-a travelling light”
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It’s the only way to fly
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So he just waved him in
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In particular, TSA waved him through.
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Hold on! Not so Fast!!
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Wait, let me tell you a dark joke..
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As a science teacher, I’m stealing this one!
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Odd… I somehow thought out the punch line without actually getting it at first…
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They just get waved through.
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So he passed right through.
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That’s a very positive joke
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Man, the TSA is ON it nowadays.
Just the reflexes alone needed to have a conversation with someone moving at the speed of light through air… absolutely incredible.
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There are places I don’t remember
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[*JJ Cale has entered the chat*](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2S_G7fGxX4)
My favorite JJ Cale cover band is called Eric Clapton
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