An engineer thinks the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
free joke here ;p
just open your fucking mouth ;p
A pessimist thinks the glass is half empty, an optimist thinks it is half full…
19 responses to “A pessimist thinks the glass is half empty, an optimist thinks it is half full…”
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If it’s filling up, it’s half full. If it’s being drank from, it’s half empty. It’s relative. (In my opinion)
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An engineer is glad that half the water (or whatever) is stored in a redundant ,off-site glass.
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Nah, 2 is a reasonable factor of safety.
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Not only is it half empty, it is half full of the wrong stuff.
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The optometrist just sees people that need glasses.
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An organist pulls out all the stops
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[But what if it was actually half-empty?](https://what-if.xkcd.com/6/)
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The engineer knows the glass was made to the wrong specification.
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The alcoholic knows the glass has room for more
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Realist: “Yep, that’s a glass.”
Capitalist: “Bottle it and charge for it.”
Conspiracist: “The Man is putting fluoride in the water for mind control”
Idealist: “One day, cold-fusion from a glass of water will provide unlimited energy and end war.”
Sexist: “The glass is not gonna refill itself, honey.”
Feminist: “The glass is the fault of the patriarchy.”
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Only after they tell you that they’re an engineer.
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I think some b*stard’s been drinkin’ my pint again…
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a realist knows that there is definitely water in the glass.
an opportunist drinks the water.
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I’ve always heard the punchline as an engineer thinks you have 50% too much glass.
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Where’s the pitcher?
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A pessimist drinks the glass empty
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The glass is completely full or completely empty. The glass is completely full half with liquid and half with air. Or, the glass is just glass and empty of anything else; the fact that its shape momentarily holds anything is irrelevant.
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Incorrect; there is no information given about how large the glass needs to be. It may in fact need to be much larger than it is to support its intended use.
It is most appropriate to say that the glass is currently at half capacity.
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Bartender thinks he’ll check back in on that guest in 5 minutes
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