The lady replies, “If it fits in one hand, you can feckin’ keep it”!!
free joke here ;p
just open your fucking mouth ;p
A pervert calls a sweet little old lady and says, “If you guess what I have in my hand, you can have it”.
3 responses to “A pervert calls a sweet little old lady and says, “If you guess what I have in my hand, you can have it”.”
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Lol
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And the queen of England said to tiny Don, I wish you’d lose my number maggot. You aren’t the president anymore and I don’t have to talk to you. Get fucked tiny peckered bitch.
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When I read this, it was Mrs. Brown in my head. Gotta watch that show again.
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