Neutron: “How much for a beer”
Bartender: “Oh it’s free. No charge for you.”
free joke here ;p
just open your fucking mouth ;p
A neutron enters a bar
19 responses to “A neutron enters a bar”
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A roof walks into a bar and pays nothing.
It’s on the house -
“No charge for you” said Bartender Proton.
“Are you sure?”
“I’m positive.” -
A Higgs particle collided with the bar and split, without being seen. The barman remarked “That’s dark.”
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A photon walks into a hotel.
The concierge asks, “Do you need any help with your luggage?”
“No thanks,” the photon replies. “I”m travelling light.”
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A faster than light neutrino enters the bar.
Barman says I told you tomorrow that your kind is not welcone in my bar. -
A man walks into a bar and says “bartender?” The barkeep replies, “no, it’s solid wood.”
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An group of electrons walk into the bar. The bartender is shocked.
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A neutrino enters a bar.
And leaves through the back wall. -
Two carbon atoms walking back from the bar:
Atom 1: Oh shit, i dropped an electron back at the bar. We gotta go back for it the wife will be pissed!
Atom 2: Are you sure, that’s a long walk back.
Atom 1: Sure i’m sure, I’m positive!
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A proton walks into a bar and orders six shots of whiskey.
bartender: “are you sure?”
proton: I’m positive
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A quark walks into a bar. The bartender immediately pours him a drink, since he’s obviously down.
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Mathematician here who’s dabbled in physics… don’t worry I get it lol.
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bro this has got to be the oldest of the old reposted jokes, it’s like a fucking religion by now
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A God particle enters the bar, everybody get on their knees and starts praying.
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For some reason, I was looking for a “Gotta blast!” somewhere in this joke. XD
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In the german version of this joke, the neutron wouldn’t be let into the bar.
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“Well I’ll be a son of a monkey’s uncle!” – Hugh, probably
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Bazinga!
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Yes, I have also played fallout 3
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