He says “doctor, you got to help me, my right eye just won’t stop winking uncontrollably for days now”

The doctor interrupts him “it’s nothing to worry about, you probably have high blood pressure. It’s very common, just take an aspirin and it should go away”

The guy says “I know that doc, but could you please give it to me, because every time I ask for it in the pharmacy they give me viagra”