free joke here ;p

just open your fucking mouth ;p

A man is tired of high quality food

“Damn it!” he screamed. “Why is all the healthy stuff delicious and inexpensive!? Why can’t they just sell overpriced garbage to pad profit margins at the expense of the public health!?”

He broke down in tears.

“I just want things that are bad for me and society to be the norm…is that too much to ask…?”

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