free joke here ;p

just open your fucking mouth ;p

A man is flying in a hot-air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man below. He lowers the balloon farther and shouts, “Excuse me! Can you tell me where I am?”

The man below says: “Yes, you’re in a hot-air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field.”

“You must be an engineer,” says the balloonist
“I am,” replies the man. “How did you know?”

“Well,” says the balloonist, “everything you have told me is technically correct, but it’s no use to anyone.”

The man below says, “You must be in management.”

“I am,” replies the balloonist, “but how did you know?”

“Well,” says the man, “you don’t know where you are or where you’re going, but you expect me to be able to help. You’re in the same position you were before we met, but now it’s my fault”


12 responses to “A man is flying in a hot-air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man below. He lowers the balloon farther and shouts, “Excuse me! Can you tell me where I am?””

  1. hlysias Avatar
    hlysias

    Bro copied even the flair! Lmao

  2. dullbrowny Avatar
    dullbrowny

    And we certainly must be idiots who can’t learn from the past. reading the same management vs engineer joke over and over again.

  3. John_Tacos Avatar
    John_Tacos

    Last time I read this joke there was a third guy.

  4. LGZ64 Avatar
    LGZ64

    It’s missing my favourite part, the ‘hot air got you where you are now’ one :/

  5. sherriffflood Avatar
    sherriffflood

    Amazing how many times these guys keep meeting in exactly the same circumstance

  6. Shady_Crumbcake Avatar
    Shady_Crumbcake

    Balloon guy never said it was the farmer’s fault, just said he was no help

  7. re_carn Avatar
    re_carn

    I am used to this version:

    Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are taking a trip across a desert by hot-air balloon. There are not many landmarks; so eventually, they become lost. Luckily, while flying quite low, they see a man.

    Holmes shouts, “Sir, could you please tell me where we are?”

    The man looks up, ponders for a moment, and then answers, “Gentlemen, you are in a hot-air balloon!”

    At this moment, a burst of wind picks up the balloon and carries it away.

    Holmes turns to Watson and asks: “My friend, do you know who that man is?”

    “No, Holmes, of course not!”

    “He’s a mathematician!”

    “Holmes, that’s incredible! But *how* do you know?”

    “It’s very simple, Watson. First of all, the man thought before giving us an answer. Secondly, his answer was absolutely correct. And thirdly, the answer he gave us was of no practical use, whatsoever!”

  8. iambluest Avatar
    iambluest

    Leave it to a farmer to make it all about himself.

  9. secret369 Avatar
    secret369

    “and you, sir, must be a lawyer”
    “How could you tell!”
    “You speak like an asshole”

  10. TheAres1999 Avatar
    TheAres1999

    Haha, nice one. I’ll have to remember this.

  11. Smarterthaniwas Avatar
    Smarterthaniwas

    Are you suggesting that Dilbert was the dick??

  12. uglypaperhaver Avatar
    uglypaperhaver

    Same. Happens *every* time I get lost in a hot-air balloon and have to ask directions from a guy on the ground who always turns out to be an engineer who tells me…

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