After a few drinks, the giraffe falls over and dies. The man begins to walk out when the bartender stops him.
“Hey, you can’t leave that lyin’ there!” The bartender yells out.
The man turns around: “It’s not a lion. It’s a giraffe.”
free joke here ;p
just open your fucking mouth ;p
A man and a giraffe walk into a bar.
6 responses to “A man and a giraffe walk into a bar.”
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Dad? Is that you?
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Who wants to play a game of nighttime daytime?
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There was a giraffe in my loft, I didn’t invite it. It went stopping ‘round for days and kept me up all night. A giraffe in my loft, a giraffe in my loft.
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The joke is an Australian and a kangaroo.
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He ignored the elephant in the room…. Typical giraffe owners..
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And the bartender grumbles, “I gnu that…”
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