free joke here ;p

just open your fucking mouth ;p

A man and a giraffe walk into a bar.

After a few drinks, the giraffe falls over and dies. The man begins to walk out when the bartender stops him.

“Hey, you can’t leave that lyin’ there!” The bartender yells out.

The man turns around: “It’s not a lion. It’s a giraffe.”

6 responses to “A man and a giraffe walk into a bar.”

  1. sukarsono Avatar

    Dad? Is that you?

  2. Irish2x4 Avatar

    Who wants to play a game of nighttime daytime?

  3. Fwithananchor Avatar

    There was a giraffe in my loft, I didn’t invite it. It went stopping ‘round for days and kept me up all night. A giraffe in my loft, a giraffe in my loft.

  4. iTanooki Avatar

    The joke is an Australian and a kangaroo.

  5. Aggravating-Cap5024 Avatar

    He ignored the elephant in the room…. Typical giraffe owners..

  6. uglypaperhaver Avatar

    And the bartender grumbles, “I gnu that…”

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