Bartender: Sir, what beer would you like?
Linguist: IPA
Bartender: Oh sorry, \[sɜː, wɒt bɪə wəd jə laɪk\]
free joke here ;p
just open your fucking mouth ;p
A linguist walks into a bar
4 responses to “A linguist walks into a bar”
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aɪ doʊnt gɛt ɪt
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“Oh pardon us sir…” and with that, in one fluid motion he hoists the compliant waitress up onto the bar and yanks down her panties as she eagerly spreads her legs wide open.
Then, with a broad sweeping gesture the barkeep beckons the customer to approach the waiting lass, saying, “Again, please forgive us, for although we both pegged you as a *master-debater…*
…neither of us realized you were also a *cunning linguist*”
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I don’t speak IPA
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I’m American, so this bartender’s pronunciation threw me.
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