When he spots a man at the side of the road, eating the grass on the verge. He stops and asks the man what he is doing. The man says “I am so poor that my family and I cannot afford food and so we eat grass to survive”. The lawyer is horrified and says “that’s terrible! Look, I’m on my way home; grab your family, you can all eat at my house tonight” The man does as he says and once they are all belted up and on the move, the man, so humbled by such a grand gesture says “this is the kindest thing anyone has ever done. Are you sure your wife and family won’t mind us coming?” “Sure they won’t!” Replies the lawyer, “saves them a job. They haven’t mowed the lawn in weeks!”