Watching TV and his wife calls from the kitchen “Darling would you like chicken or beef?”
The husband answers “Beef!”
The wife replies “I was talking to the cat, you’re having soup asshole!”
free joke here ;p
just open your fucking mouth ;p
A husband is sitting on the couch…
3 responses to “A husband is sitting on the couch…”
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Cat later writes in its diary: I’ve successfully trained the human female to favour me over her mate.
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I asked my wife if she wanted me to pick up Fish and Chips on my way home from work.
She regrets letting me name the twins.
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How do you know he identifys as a husband?
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