free joke here ;p

just open your fucking mouth ;p

A husband is sitting on the couch…

Watching TV and his wife calls from the kitchen “Darling would you like chicken or beef?”

The husband answers “Beef!”

The wife replies “I was talking to the cat, you’re having soup asshole!”

3 responses to “A husband is sitting on the couch…”

  1. PolyJuicedRedHead Avatar

    Cat later writes in its diary: I’ve successfully trained the human female to favour me over her mate.

  2. crash866 Avatar

    I asked my wife if she wanted me to pick up Fish and Chips on my way home from work.

    She regrets letting me name the twins.

  3. Plane_Victory9455 Avatar

    How do you know he identifys as a husband?

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