The bartender says “What will it be, Father?”
free joke here ;p
just open your fucking mouth ;p
A homophobe, a child molester, and a con man walk into a bar
39 responses to “A homophobe, a child molester, and a con man walk into a bar”
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Or, ‘Good evening, congressmen. The usual?’
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“Nice to see you again, about 50% of all famous people in history.”
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I thought R kelly was already in jail?
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“No need to be so formal when I’m off the clock. Please, call me daddy”
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It’s like they say in England. When you turn 100, you get a letter from the queen. When you turn 13 you get a text from Prince Andrew.
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Three priests are on a boat with the choir boys having a bit of a cruise [as you do]
First Priest runs below decks and says, “The boat is sinking. We’ve got to save the boys”
Second priest heads toward the exit and says, “Fuck the boys”!
Third priest pauses and asks, “Do we have enough time”?
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Plot twist: he wasn’t a member of the clergy. It was the bartender’s *own father*
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*daddy
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Nice one rabbi
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A man is walking down the road one day, when he sees young Seamus O’Halloran sitting on a tree stump, crying.
“Top o’ the mornin’ to ye, young Seamus,” he says, “What’s troublin’ ye?”
“It’s me ma sir,” young Seamus responds, “She’s not long for this world.”
“I’m sorry to hear that,” says the man, “Shall I fetch the priest?”
To which young Seamus responds “Gods no, sex is the last thing on me mind right now!”
Apologies for the third rate representation of how an Irish person might speak :V
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r/jokes users try not to make the same jokes over and over challenge [IMPOSSIBLE]
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Why is it okay to make fun of christians and Christianity but you make fun of gay people u get banned.
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“Good evening Representative Gaetz”
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*walks
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Good I thought this was going to be another Trump joke.
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“Hello Mr. Trump”
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Ah yes, the classic ” Christians bad” joke. Absolute reddit moment.
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“Will you pay your bar tab now, Mr. Trump?”
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Welcome back Mr. President
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Bartender says, how’s Ginny?
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We weren’t expecting you Mr trump!
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You good bro??
Edit: Oh you mean like a priest
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See, you made an offensive, hilarious joke about Christianity, and your post is still up, it’s not being cancelled or brigaded. That’s how it’s supposed to work, and it’s beautiful.
Now, can you tell us a joke about a “protected” class of person? I can’t wait to see how that goes on Reddit.
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Was gonna say it sounds like a sketchy bar. Or maybe it was the barmans biological father.
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So a Pastor walked in or did Prophet Muhammad walked in.
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*walks
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If you said Imam, you’d be banned. That’s funny too…
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“Didnt you teach me first grade?”
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The bartender looks up and says “oh, hey Donald….”
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Good afternoon president Biden, your usual?
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Religious hatred is still strong on here I see. Dare you to do a joke about Muslims. I feel a bit sorry for Christians, tit seems they are seen as fair game.
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Alsalam Alikom Shikh Mohammed, yogurt as usual?
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And the bartender says, Jim Jordan get the fuck out of here!
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“What can I get you, Gov. DeSantis?”
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Funny how it’s verboten to make this same joke about US teachers
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The bartender says “What will it be, former president?””
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Josh Duggar!
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So I hear you’re a racist now Father? Should we all be racist now? What’s the Church’s position? I’m so busy down on the farm I won’t have much time for the ol’ racism.
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I don’t get it 🙁
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