He saw an attractive girl waving at him, but he’s not so sure so he looks around to make sure that’s him she’s waving to.

The girl walks to him and said: “Hello!”

She was so beautiful with blonde hair blue eyes, but he can’t remember knowing her.

“I’m sorry, do I know you?” – he asks.

“Yes, you’re one of my kids’ father!”

Now he panics, and recalls to that one time he cheated on his wife.

“Are you that stripper on my bachelor’s party where we had sex on the bar counter and all of my friends saw you spanked me?”

“Kinky, but no, I’m your kid’s teacher!”