free joke here ;p

just open your fucking mouth ;p

A guy walks into a bar, and sees a beautiful woman, more gorgeous than any he’s ever seen. He walks up to her and says, “I’d really like to have sex with the most beautiful woman in the world, if you’d oblige.” She responds, “Sounds like we both want the same thing.”

To which she then adds, “Unfortunately for you, I got to her first.”


2 responses to “A guy walks into a bar, and sees a beautiful woman, more gorgeous than any he’s ever seen. He walks up to her and says, “I’d really like to have sex with the most beautiful woman in the world, if you’d oblige.” She responds, “Sounds like we both want the same thing.””

  1. uglypaperhaver Avatar
    uglypaperhaver

    The punch line fails – the last line of the set-up was the obvious punchline.

  2. starfyredragon Avatar
    starfyredragon

    Based on a true story

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