free joke here ;p

just open your fucking mouth ;p

A group of friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened up a small florist shop to raise the funds

A group of friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened up a small florist shop to raise the funds.

Since everyone liked to buy flowers from the men of God, the rival florist across town thought the competition was unfair. So, the rival florist hired Hugh MacTaggart, the roughest and most vicious thug in town to “persuade” them to close. Terrified, they did so – thereby proving that Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent florist friars.


10 responses to “A group of friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened up a small florist shop to raise the funds”

  1. JackHagens Avatar
    JackHagens

    Colin Mochrie is hilarious!

  2. turtlingturtles Avatar
    turtlingturtles

    You should add another beat in the middle where the rival sends someone who is not Hugh to stop the friars, but they persist. Only when Hugh comes around do they stop.

  3. TokerSmurf Avatar
    TokerSmurf

    I hate you, I mean I upvoted the post but I still hate you

  4. Ambitious-Theory9407 Avatar
    Ambitious-Theory9407

    Originally heard this on Whose Line is it Anyway, except it was Hugh Hefner.

  5. Sensitive-Rope-7923 Avatar
    Sensitive-Rope-7923

    ಠ_ಠ

  6. callthereaper64 Avatar
    callthereaper64

    Seems a lot of the jokes from last month are recycling

  7. NippleSalsa Avatar
    NippleSalsa

    This is the shortest possible version of this joke and it works great. I have a version that takes several minutes to share and leaves people eye rolling.

  8. maobezw Avatar
    maobezw

    i just dont get it… my english is good, but i just dont get it…

    edit: forest fires!??!?!?!?!??

  9. tazzietiger66 Avatar
    tazzietiger66

    lol

  10. TurkishTerrarian Avatar
    TurkishTerrarian

    r/angryupvote

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