But there was no way I was swimming out that far, to talk to her.
free joke here ;p
just open your fucking mouth ;p
A gorgeous woman waved to me at the beach yesterday.
15 responses to “A gorgeous woman waved to me at the beach yesterday.”
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I think it’s cool how everyone waves back at me when I wave at them. Of course, they don’t know that I’m not really going to jump.
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Yelled “I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!” from the lifeguard chair.
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At first I thought that this joke was about a mermaid, but then I realized that it is much, much darker.
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The real joke is in the unnecessary comma.
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PSA: actual real drowning [does not look like that](https://www.webmd.com/a-to-z-guides/features/what-drowning-really-looks-like). I don’t intend to detract from the joke, but it’s probably good for people to know.
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Another joke that could also fit in at r/twosentencehorror.
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I didn’t get it ;-;
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I thought this was about a siren at first
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and then she died ??
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Oh shit
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r/unnecessarycommas
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I took it as a mermaid joke lol
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Too deep for my understanding.
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Stolen. Literally 2 different comedians jokes. Jeselnik
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She was probably drowning, not waving at you
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