A girl graduated from an engineering university and was looking for a job, but she did not find any opportunity, but one time she met a person, a zoo manager , and he offered her a job with a very good salary, and the job is to dress up as a zebra and stay in the cage for visitors see it because the real zebra who was there died and the profits fell because the visitors were coming specifically to see the zebra, but the girl accepted the job because of her financial condition and things were fine until the accident happened. One day, while she was in the cage, the lion in the next cage opened the door and came out and slowly were approaching her and the girl was terrified and trembling. She was terrified and did not know what to do, because in all scinerios she would end up getting eaten by the lion, and when the lion approached, he said to her, “Calm down , this is Mike ,I have a master degree in economics
free joke here ;p
just open your fucking mouth ;p
A girl looking for a job
7 responses to “A girl looking for a job”
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OP, this is a good joke, but IMO this is a better version.
What do you think?
A gorilla dies of old age in a zoo in the morning just before opening. It is the only gorilla in the zoo, as they are not very profitable. However, the gorilla is by far their most popular attraction, and they cannot afford to spend a single day without it. Therefore, the zoo owner asks one of his workers to wear a gorilla suit, which he gives an extra 100 euros per day when he goes into the gorilla cage and pretends to be a gorilla until the zoo can afford a new one.
Quickly, the new “gorilla” becomes the most popular craze at the zoo. People from all over the world come to see the “human-like” gorilla.
About a month later, the enthusiasm has waned. To attract people’s attention again, he decides to climb over his enclosure and hang from the netted ceiling above the lion pit next to him. A large crowd of people gathers to watch the spectacle in awe and horror. Suddenly, the man loses his footing and falls to the floor of the lion pit. The man starts screaming “HELP !!! HELP !!!” Suddenly a lion hisses at him from behind and whispers in his ear, “Shut up or you’ll get us both fired!”
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Reads like a fever dream but i like it
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Commas and periods do different things.
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So, as it turns out she was wrong – *not all* scenarios ended with her getting eaten.
Doesn’t strike me she’s all that sharp for a gal with an engineering degree…
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The truth is, the one dressed in the lion costume was a musician with a bachelor in fine arts and master in economic
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I like the random detail of the dude having the economics degree.
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…well I’m glad I have my engineering job.
Boeing and Honeywell I know area hiring.
Does everyone just expect to be paid a lot these days, without experience or without working hard?
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