“Ah fuck it mam let’s have a KCF”
free joke here ;p
just open your fucking mouth ;p
A dyslexic boy is on his way home from training with his mam….”Can we stop at McDonald’s mam? I’m starving” the boy asks. “If you can spell McDonald’s we will stop on the way home ofcourse son” The boy pauses, composes himself and begins “M” “C” He begins to struggle….
29 responses to “A dyslexic boy is on his way home from training with his mam….”Can we stop at McDonald’s mam? I’m starving” the boy asks. “If you can spell McDonald’s we will stop on the way home ofcourse son” The boy pauses, composes himself and begins “M” “C” He begins to struggle….”
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As a TA in an engineering course I once graded an exam in which the student wrote at the top: “Please excuse my dyxilesia!”. I thought that was kind of adorable and did.
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The kids are coming in from recess. The teacher asks Susie what she did at recess.
“I played in the sandbox with John.”
“That’s nice. If you can spell ‘sand’, I’ll give you a cookie.”
“S-A-N-D.”
“Okay, here’s your cookie.
Next is John. “John, what did you do at recess?
“I played in the sandbox with Susie.”
“That’s nice. If you can spell ‘box’, I’ll give you a cookie.”
“B-O-X.”
“Great! Here’s your cookie.”
The next kid to come in is Jamaal. “Jamaal, what did you do at recess?”
“I wanted to play in the sandbox with John and Susie, but they wouldn’t let me.”
“Oh no! That sounds like blatant racial discrimination. Okay, if you can spell ‘blatant racial discrimination’, I’ll give you a cookie!”
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love me some Kentucky Cried Fricken
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At least they can still get something from 11-7.
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Well, you know what they say. If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.
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As a dyslexic I read KFC and missed half the joke.
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I’ll never forget the time my then 4yo daughter loudly declared in public that she knew how to spell KFC and then got it wrong smdh
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I put the sex in dyslexic.
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Yeah, screw all your moms, in Wales we’ve got mams!
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Hahaha.. that KCF cracked me up
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Ahahahah
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Two dyslexic people in a room, one sniffs and says “can you smell gas?”
The other says “fuck off, I can’t even smell my own name”
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Dyslexic me read this 3 times before understanding the punchline
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Derbal Vyslexia affects yousands of theople yeach ear.
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Fck.
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He misspelled “KFC”. Is that part of the joke?
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OLL!
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OK Spell “Kentucky Fried Chicken”
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Hhaa get it
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D’ya like dags?!
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This joke is just offensive on so many levels. I’m complaining to my local DAMM chapter: Mad Mother’s Against Dyslexia
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Keep change flip
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I’m dyslexic and misread the last line at first. Please, take my upvote.
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Botch
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Did you hear the one about the dyslexic, insomniac
Atheist?
He used to lie awake at night wondering if there really is a Dog -
Is it bad that I read it wrong?
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A teacher rewards her students with stickers during a quiz each week. She says, “Who would like to go first?”
Everyone’s hands shoot up. So the teacher points and says, “Ok Cindy, what did you do on your lunch break?”
Cindy says, “I was playing on the swings with Brian.”
The teacher says, “Ok, and can you spell ‘swings?’”
Cindy says, “S-W-I-N-G”
The teacher exclaims, “Very good, Cindy. Come up and pick your sticker. Now who would like to go next?”
Hands shoot up again and this time the teacher picks Brian. “Brian, what did you do during lunch?”
Brian says, “I pushed Cindy on the swings.”
The teacher asks, “And can you spell ‘pushed’ for us?”
Brian says, “P-U… S-H-E-D! PUSHED!”
The teacher says, “Excellent Brian. I see you’ve been practicing. Come up and pick a sticker. Now who’s next?”
Hands shoot up and the teacher picks Marcus. “Marcus, what did you do during lunch?”
Marcus says, “Well… I wanted to go on the swings with Cindy and Brian… But they said I couldn’t because I’m black.”
The teacher says, “Oh dear goodness! That sounds like blatant racial discrimination. Can you spell ‘blatant racial discrimination’ for us?”
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Why is she mam and where was the joke? Misspelling kfc?
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A dyslexic agnostic insomniac lies awake at night wondering if there is a dog.
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