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A dumb blonde

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.” Dumbfounded, her date asked, “What do you mean?” “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like, hello? It’s only 25 cents!”

5 responses to “A dumb blonde”

  1. helga_von_schnitzel Avatar

    Why did this make me snort? Havey upvote i guess

  2. ElGringoMojado Avatar

    I’ll just leave this here…


  3. its_krypt0n1te83 Avatar

    In the early 2000s, nobody wanted the Nickelback. But now with inflation, everybody wants the quarterback.

  4. uglypaperhaver Avatar

    Pretty good but would be better if the “quarter” word-play was not so strongly telegraphed. Maybe instead of “…killing each other over 25 cents” (which imo is the spoiler moment) instead something more vague, like “…killing each other for chump change!”

    And end immediately after “Get the quarterback” – as cute as her line is, *always* exit asap after the “pun”chline.

    But overall worth an up-vote

  5. jacoberu Avatar

    OMG SaMe JoKEs rEpeAt! Be original fer fuxake!

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