free joke here ;p

just open your fucking mouth ;p

A disheveled man is busking on the side of the street in London with a sign that says “Falklands War Veteran”

A well-dressed man notices this and feels bad, having himself been a veteran of the British Army. He pities the busker and tells him, “It must be a pity to serve your country and then come home to this. I served in the army, in fact, so I know what it’s like. Maybe this will help you out.” He then gives the man a rather large stack of cash.

The busker is overjoyed, and as the well-dressed man walks away, he tells him, “¡Muchas gracias, señor!”


8 responses to “A disheveled man is busking on the side of the street in London with a sign that says “Falklands War Veteran””

  1. keestie Avatar
    keestie

    Good joke, very niche.

  2. OppositeHistorical11 Avatar
    OppositeHistorical11

    I had a roommate in college that was a Vietnam war veteran… from the other side. He fought with the Viet Cong as a kid and came to the USA as an adult to get his PhD.

  3. connorthedancer Avatar
    connorthedancer

    I’ve heard this told with WWII.

  4. SirKazum Avatar
    SirKazum

    Nah, can’t be… The sign would have called it “Malvinas” instead

  5. apbt-dad Avatar
    apbt-dad

    Bravo!

  6. AntAtog Avatar
    AntAtog

    Does Falklands war veteran have a double meaning in Spanish? Not seeing it.

  7. Flemeron Avatar
    Flemeron

    It took me a second….

  8. Fed_up_with_Reddit Avatar
    Fed_up_with_Reddit

    Ohhhh I like this one.

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