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A chicken walks into a library

And goes to the counter and says in a chicken voice “book! Book! Book!” While pointing his beak at three random books on the counter. The librarian stamps them out and the chicken leaves.
Half an hour later, the chicken returns with the books but they are all soaking wet.
The librarian stamps them back in and the chicken asks for three more books in his chicken voice “Book! Book! Book!”
Again, half an hour later, he returns them all soaking wet again.
Feeling rather suspicious, the librarian decided to follow the chicken after he asks for the next set of books, and she follows him all the way to the village pond where to her horror, he flings all three books into the pond!
Then, they all come flying out of the pond again, and a frog leaps on a lily pad and says “Reddit! Reddit! Reddit!”

One response to “A chicken walks into a library”

  1. uglypaperhaver Avatar

    Sheep in sheep voices bleat “B-a-a-a-d, b-a-a-a-a-d, b-a-a-a-a-d!”

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