“Make me one with everything.”
free joke here ;p
just open your fucking mouth ;p
A Buddhist monk walks into a bar. He says to the bartender,
4 responses to “A Buddhist monk walks into a bar. He says to the bartender,”
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Can also work at r/dadjokes
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This works better at a hot dog or hamburger stand.
The hot dog vendor says “Okay.”, and the monk gives him a twenty dollar bill. The hot dog vendor goes on to his next customer.
“Hey!” says the monk. “Where’s my change?”
“Ah.” says the hot dog vendor, “Change must come from within.” -
The bartender just poured him a long island iced tea and watched him drink himself to death. The monk tipped well though.
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