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A blonde girl sets out to prove blonde aren’t dumb

A blonde girl rents out a stadium and invites as many blondes as she can and sure enough 80,000 blondes fill the stadium and she films it all on live television. She invites a little 4 year old girl out in front of everyone and asks her “what’s 2+2?” The little girl shivers and squeaks out “T-three?” The crowd erupts yelling “Give her another chance!” So they do and ask her again “what’s 2+2?” The girl stands there for a moment before answering “is it 4?” The crowd starts chanting once again “Give her another chance!”

28 responses to “A blonde girl sets out to prove blonde aren’t dumb”

  1. SeanIsCold Avatar

    It’s 21 isn’t it

  2. gyn0saur Avatar

    Give Rodney a chance!

  3. minngeilo Avatar

    Something’s not quite right with the punchline.

    I like that one better.

  4. Equivalent-Ad-1927 Avatar

    A blonde was at a ventriloquist show and the ventriloquist started making blonde jokes. Everyone thought it was funny and everyone was laughing. She started to get offended waited till the end of the show to confront him about it. She started to defend herself and said how blondes just as were just as intelligent as everyone else. The ventriloquist apologized to her and said “I’m sorry ma’am, they were just jokes and I didn’t mean to offend.” She replied “No. I’m not talking to you. I’m talking to that jerk on your knee!”

  5. davidildo Avatar

    Old joke, but why did you make the girl four years old? The joke I heard was the stadium was giving away money to whoever could state the right answer and picked a blonde girl

  6. SouthernZorro Avatar

    A blonde took her car to a body shop to have some small dents removed. The owner decided to have some fun with her and told her to just take it home, let it cool down and then blow hard into the exhaust pipe to just pop the dents right out.

    That night her sister (also blonde) saw her blowing into the exhaust pipe and asked her what the hell she was doing. The first blonde told her what the body shop guy had said. The sister started laughing and said, “You’re an idiot! You need to roll the windows up!”


    The answer is always yes

  8. xHefty Avatar

    Thats a new one. Very good 😀

  9. Putrid-Routine-167 Avatar

    2+2 is fish just like how 6+9=NICE

  10. varunpant-Red Avatar

    Where’s Dave?

  11. GreenFinShark420 Avatar

    This is the kind you could tell at a family gathering

  12. PrudentDamage600 Avatar

    Either 2+2= 100 or 10110

  13. EndlessMorfeus Avatar

    She planned a huge televised event and organized thousands of women there based on hair color. She’s smart, no wonder she wanted to break the stereotype.

  14. Sh4d0wM00N Avatar

    They all dumb ! 2+2 = 5 !! Now give me another chance !

  15. IrishTerminator Avatar

    Silly joke everyone knows that to a blonde 2+2=letters from the alphabet and shiny shoes

  16. Putrid-Face3409 Avatar

    I’m missing the 2nd layer of this joke or it’s really simple and unfunny with punchline visible from a mile away… Just like yo momma OP!

  17. Dr_Rapier Avatar

    Ha ha ha blondes stupid /s
    Laziest fucking ‘joke’, offensive and not funny.

  18. Charge-Large Avatar

    Fwee Bwian!

  19. BenTheKingApple Avatar

    The answer is obviously 2337

  20. jadmcgregor Avatar

    We all know that 2+2=5…

  21. sanjsrik Avatar


  22. chrispy137 Avatar

    And about 175,000 porn flicks wereade.

  23. JADW27 Avatar

    This is my favorite blonde joke.

  24. shadowlov3r Avatar

    Weed eater

  25. dman1230 Avatar

    Y’all are idiots…2 plus 2 is obviously 22!

  26. Kronos8025 Avatar

    2+2 = fish

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