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A blonde and an alligator

A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of real alligator shoes in the worst way, but she didn’t want to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.

After becoming very frustrated with the “no haggle” attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, “Maybe I’ll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!”
The shopkeeper said, “By all means, be my guest. Maybe you’ll luck out and catch yourself a big one!” Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator.

Later in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home, when he spots the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he sees a huge 9-foot alligator swimming quickly toward her. She takes aim, kills the creature and with a great deal of effort hauls it on to the swamp bank. Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper watches in amazement.
Just then the blonde flips the alligator on its back, and frustrated, shouts out, “Darn, this one isn’t wearing any shoes either!”

14 responses to “A blonde and an alligator”

  1. SilkyEnchilada Avatar


  2. Stornahal Avatar

    She goes home, and on her first day back at work as a receptionist at the local PD, her boss, the desk Sergeant asks how her trip was.

    She explains her frustration at the alligators not wearing shoes.

    ‘Hehehe’ says the sergeant. ‘That’s why I’m a sergeant and you’re just a receptionist. I know that alligators take their shoes off before going for a swim’

  3. shfnet Avatar

    You should try snake shoes.They are the next level after gator shoes

  4. uglypaperhaver Avatar

    Wanted alligator shoes “in the worst way” and set out to get her own alligator? Well that has *got to be* the worst way, so yeah – story checks out…

  5. apbt-dad Avatar

    ? Did not expect this.

  6. scorpioen13 Avatar

    Looks like she got herself a job!

  7. corporalcrocodile Avatar

    l have never seen anyone as right as this blonde.

  8. AkaGurGor Avatar

    The goddamn quality joke here, OP!

  9. Domsdad666 Avatar

    Take my updoot.

  10. Jivijo1 Avatar

    Please can someone explain

  11. uglypaperhaver Avatar

    *Gator?* I hardly *knew* her…!

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