free joke here ;p

just open your fucking mouth ;p

3 mice debating who is the toughest.

First mouse says “I’m the toughest. I eat the cheese straight off the mouse trap”.

Second mouse says “I’m the toughest I bench press the mouse trap, let it slam down and catch the cheese between my teeth”

3rd mouse takes a long drag of his cig, blows the smoke out, taps the cig like he’s the man and says
” I’m fucking the cat”.

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