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We should really thank the guy who invented Venetian blinds
Without him it would be curtains for us all.
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The female janitor at my building asked if I would chill and smoke some weed with her..
I said no. I can’t deal with ‘High’ ‘Maintenance’ women
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So a family walks into a talent agents office..
It’s a pretty dingy place, not a lot of lighting, but there is a small stage at the back of the room. The talent agent, already pretty tired from a long day, says, “Sorry, I don’t represent family acts.” The father says, “Please, just let us show you the act.” The talent agent says OK, […]
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A woman to her friend: “How did you meet your husband?”
“I was working at a pharmacy, he came in and asked for condoms, XXXXL size” “Wow, he must be well endowed.” “No, he has a stutter.”
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